following came to me my mail. I have to admit that a few sentences took me more than a smile.
'BANA AS WOMEN'
1. Clothing is removed and placed in the laundry basket.
2. Walk into the shower with his bathrobe. If you see your husband or boyfriend along the way, cover the body well and runs on tiptoe to the bathroom.
3. He stands before the mirror and its physical details. Remove the belly to complain more fat than this.
4. Gets into the tub, look for washcloth for the face, the froth for the arms and legs, back brush and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair with herbs and honey shampoo with 83,000 vitamins.
6. Back to wash the hair with herbs and honey shampoo with 83,000 vitamins.
7. Applies herbal hair conditioner and honey and allowed for 15 mins.
8. Wash the face with a mixture of peach, oatmeal and sugar for 10 min.
9. Wash the rest of the body with soap, oils, nuts and berries and a glove that supposedly makes you lose weight.
10. It removes the hair conditioner for 10 minutes because it has to be sure removing it all.
11. Shaving armpits and legs, consider shaving bikini area but decide plucking.
12. When someone yells down the toilet and shower loses pressure hot water cools.
13. Close the shower.
14. It drains all wetted parts (in the shower).
15. Comes out of the can and dry with towel the size of Africa and America together.
16. It puts another towel on his head.
17. He looks around the body for pimples, blackheads and pimples and attacks with claws and pincers.
18. Returns to the room with the giant towel wrapped around her, or else the robe, and a smaller towel with which dries head way into the room.
19. If she returns to the husband or boyfriend is covered and runs for the fourth hour and a half passed without changes by dressing in clothes you made, and another hour and a half makeup.
20. In the end he sees in the mirror and say, 'I do not look good. "
'BANA AS MAN'
1. Sitting on the bed stretching and scratching his verija, takes off her clothes and leaves on the ground.
2. Boxer goes naked or in the bathroom, scratching buttock ... If you see your wife or girlfriend, half teaches 'the bird' and it pinches or slaps her buttock.
3. You stand in front of the mirror to see your belly gets physical, you see the size of the penis in the mirror, scratches its balls and it smells like the hands. ! Aaahhhhh!
4. Wash the face with the first thing is, even if the shampoo.
5. Shits of laughter you hear when you pull tremendous fart in the shower.
6. Wash the back and leave the hairs on the soap .... If not, what a joke!
7. Wash your hair with soap or shampoo and do not use conditioner.
8. Styling is 'PUNK' with soap scum.
9. Open the curtain or door to look in the mirror and shit laughing.
10. Reverend Meade pulled the shower trying to hit it to drain.
11. It takes away all the shampoo or soap and out of the shower. He does not realize that the whole bathroom is wet because the curtain left out of the shower or the door ajar, just cares about her ass.
12. Medium dry.
13. It looks in the mirror again, muscle pulls, makes mean face and then conqueror, laughs and looks at the size of the penis to see if it is larger now.
15. Leave the curtain open and wet carpet.
16. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you see a wife or girlfriend if he does as the towel fall to teach 'the bird' and you get another spanking, she gets angry and he is dying of laughter.
17. Throw wet towel on the bed and dressed in 2 minutes with the first one it finds.
18. It looks in the mirror and says that man Jueputa as paints, whether or not?
IS OR IS NOT ...??
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