If A Scorpioman Likes You

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With the healing powers of Ben Hawkins ,
with a dark secret as Dexter Morgan ,
with a lot of fame as Vincent Chase ,
with a response like Gregory House, with a heart
undecided as that of Meredith Grey ,
with unwavering sense Jack Bauer, the beauty
Gabrielle Solis,
with the accent of Latka Gravas ,
with Jewish Seth Cohen.
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